September 03, 2002
9:53 AM
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The Rittenhouse Review
The Russians have dumped Lance Bass.
The teeny-bopper has been asked to leave the cosmonaut training program and as a result is extremely unlikely to be the world’s third space tourist.
Russian officials attributed the decision to the widely reported difficulty Bass experienced raising the required $20 million in a timely manner.
Maybe. But I'll bet it was his hair.
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