September 03, 2002
LANCE IS LANCED


The Russians have dumped Lance Bass.


The teeny-bopper has been asked to leave the cosmonaut training program and as a result is extremely unlikely to be the world’s third space tourist.


Russian officials attributed the decision to the widely reported difficulty Bass experienced raising the required $20 million in a timely manner.


Maybe. But I'll bet it was his hair.

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