October 12, 2002
THINGS STRAIGHT MEN DON’T GET, #379


Sour Bob of Sour Mash With a Twist writes:


“Things Bob Actually Does Know About Women, #6: You know that endless row of black shoes in her closet? They might all look the same to you, but actually, each pair is subtly different and serves a distinct purpose.”


He didn’t know this? Can’t tell them apart? Huh?


At the office one day several years ago I made the mistake of casually mentioning that I owned 17 different pairs of black shoes. My co-workers, about 80 percent of them men, looked at me with amazement. It’s a good thing I was the boss or I think I might have had the crap beaten out of me.

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