June 17, 2003
11:00 AM | Posted by The Rittenhouse Review
“WHO YOU CALLIN’ UGLY?”


If you’re ugly, or just in need of a little physical enhancement, and if you’re in Philadelphia, there’s hope…but you’ll have to hurry.


The Philadelphia Inquirer reports ABC’s reality show, “Extreme Makeover,” is holding auditions here today.


So, if public humiliation is your kind of thing, or you’re just in desperate need of bridgework and a fistful of hair plugs (Mickey Kaus, please call your office.), head over to the Sheraton Rittenhouse Hotel, 18th & Locust Sts., from 3:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. today only!

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