Trends Reviews and Recaps

They’re testing the fire alarms in the building.

There has been a report of an emergency. Proceed calmly to the nearest exit and leave the building immediately. Do not use the elevators, use stairwells where necessary.

I’ve been hearing that helpful set of instructions over the intercom every five seconds for the last hour. And this is day two.

“Where necessary”? Nobody lives on the first floor. It’s necessary for everyone.