I don’t put a great deal of credence in astrology writ large, but now and then I read something that makes me step back and say something dopey like, “Whoa,” as in this snippet about Virgos from Netscape’s resident astrologer:
Virgos Fear Filth
These nit-pickers sometimes compromise their own pleasure for the sake of perfection. Deep down inside, these folks are really sensualists at heart. They need to learn that it is better to feel good than to look good. Allocating a few minutes each day for fun but messy activities like baking, painting, or sculpting can cure Virgos of their fear of filth.
Excuse me for a few minutes, would you?
There’s an oven nearby in desperate need of a cleaning.