This one is sad.
A 60-something woman walking with her dog and a friend, speaking rather loudly into a cell phone:
So the doctor told me I have cancer in my cervix.
I know! So I sort of threw my head back to look at her after I heard that, as did the two young women walking on my right, one of whom, while also looking back, said to the other, "Did she just say what I think she said?"