Here's a hint, guys. Nobody, and I mean nobody who is not a Mummer or who is related to a Mummer or who knows a Mummer or who drinks like a Mummer, cares about "a parade" that lasts eight fricking hours.
Save this otherwise wonderful thing!
You know what? The Rose Parade runs two hours and captures the attention of a nation.
Goombas, get with the program, would you?