Wow, cool, flutes! I love flutes. Not really.
And do you know what I like less than the flute? The piccolo. Smaller, uglier, more piercing and annoying.
So I think I'll pass on the Flute Society's upcoming event, "A Piccolo Extravaganza!"
The group's web site advises, "Come early and try out a variety of piccolos!"
Oh God. Wait, I mean, Oh God!