February 28, 2003
2:10 PM | Posted by The Rittenhouse Review
OLIVER TWIST WOULD HAVE SENT THIS BACK


I just had the most disappointing soup experience of my life.


They call it "Campbell's® Chunky Soup Cheese Tortellini with Chicken and Vegetables."




Allow me to tell you there is nothing, absolutely nothing, chunky about this soup. Oliver Twist was served more substantive meals.


Hell, there's nothing tortellini about this soup. In all "18.80 ounces" -- Where did they come up with that amount? -- there were three, Count 'em! Three!, tortellini.


And chicken? Pshaw! Four sorry little hunks.


Vegetables? Sure, if you count celery as a full-fledged vegetable, which I don't.


Mr. Dorrance would be ashamed.

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