Trends Reviews and Recaps

Each day at my front door there appear, as if by magic but most likely from an underpaid courier, one copy each of the Philadelphia Inquirer and the Philadelphia Daily News.

But not today. For reasons unknown I didn't receive my copy of the PDN. And sitting on the top of the Inquirer was a dead beetle.

It kind of weirded me out. (The dead beetle, that is, not the missing PDN.)

Is this an omen of some kind? Should I be concerned? Or maybe hopeful?

(Note: Spare me the trite, tiresome, and hackneyed mafia jokes.)