This just in from the WCAU-TV NBC 10 news room (actually, I read it in an e-mail from NBC 10):
Georgia Grand Jury Indicts Runaway Bride
A prosecutor says grand jury has indicted runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks.
Good gawd, Who cares?
Enough already with this “story.” Wilbanks’s hijinks barely merit our attention, let alone a “news alert.”