June 22, 2005
OVERHEARD: SOUTH STREET


Overheard earlier today on South 2nd Street, just north of South Street, Philadelphia, while walking past a tanning salon:


Female Twenty-ish Tourist: “Look. ‘Tans as low as a dollar a day.’”


Male Twenty-ish Tourist: “Honey, you live in Las Vegas. If you got any closer to the sun you’d combust.”

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