Simone Weichselbaum, who, among others, one has to assume, covers the crime beat for the Philadelphia Daily News, has a great job. She gets to write leads like this one, taken from "Cops Nab Shoeless Suspect Fleeing Airport" in today's paper:
Airport authorities chased a barefoot man down a Philadelphia terminal yesterday morning after they saw a cocaine-type powder pouring out of his clothes, police said.
The substance turned out to be foot powder, said Sgt. Jim Pauley.
Though why a shoeless man was spilling foot powder from elsewhere on his body was not made clear.