Trends Reviews and Recaps

Earlier this evening I happened to pass by a television set on which was playing "E.T.," also known, maybe better known for all I know or care, as "Entertainment Tonight," and they were teasing an upcoming segment with this: "SJP's Beauty Secret!"

"SJP," I gathered from the photograph on display, referred to Sarah Jessica Parker.

I have no doubt Parker has a beauty secret or two.

I'm just trying to figure out why she's keeping them from herself.